concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or readis it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
(via raptor-jeezus)
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
(via raptor-jeezus)
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’
(via claretothebear)
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(Source: anotherbadpoem, via laughingnancy)
i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.
(Source: tomlinscum, via laughingnancy)